Break-ups suck. They make your heart hurt in new and squishy ways you didn’t know were possible. All the fluid pours out of your head through every orifice it can, and you can’t stop listening to shitty songs that make you think the world is ending. Break-ups make you feel so rotten and useless that [...]
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June 12, 2012
Why You Should Get into Comics, Part 1: The First Three Reasons!
Comic fans are obsessive, angry pimply-faced nerds fascinated with unrealistic plots and characters – at least, that’s how the media used to stereotype them. Just look at how differently the gang from the Big Bang Theory acts when they start talking about comics: they get testy, wear costumes, and pretty much turn into shelf-shuffling drones [...]
June 11, 2012
Freaky Fetish of the Week – Ursusagalmatophilia
When you look at a teddy bear, what do you see? Your answer to this question says a lot about you. Probably even more than you realize. I know what I see. I see a cute little furry teddy bear, with big eyes and a squishy looking body. I see hours of innocent cuddly fun, [...]
June 9, 2012
Sexy Art Saturday – Now with More Shock and Surprise!
Hello my little deviants! It’s Saturday and you know what that means – it’s time for more sexy sexy art from around the web! This week we are going with a little old school classy crossed with new school sexy in modern pinup pictures. I’ve always been particularly fond of pinups. I even had a [...]
June 8, 2012
SUMMER MOVIE GUIDE PART 2: The Little Guys
Last time we saw each other, I previewed a couple big-budget, mainstream films that are sure to refreshen your goblet with enjoyments. This time we’ll look at some of the little guys in the fight. The underpromoted, underappreciated and undervalued gems flying under the summer films radar. If you, like many, have grown tired and [...]
June 8, 2012
And Then Chip Porked Dale While Gadget Watched, or: Mia Discovers Cartoon Porn
If I was a good enough artist to not only draw but animate, I would like to believe that I’d spend my time making epically awesome cartoon feature films, such as those created by Pixar or Miyazaki or Disney back in the day. Because animation is art, right, and it should be used artfully. Right? [...]
June 8, 2012
5 Reasons PC Gaming is Better than Console Gaming
I’ll just go ahead and assume that my headline has already pissed a lot of you off, and frankly I’m okay with that. Growing up, I never had a gaming PC in my house, only consoles, so PC gaming is a fairly new thing in my life, only coming up over the past 4 or [...]
June 6, 2012
Erykah Badu Sings “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” SCAM!
This has got to be the most brilliant example of Public Relations in modern history. Erykah Badu Sings “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” is specifically designed to get your panties in a twist. Two fading artists are suddenly embroiled in a contest over artistic license at a time when almost no one [...]
June 6, 2012
MOBA’s and Me, by Way of Super Monday Night Combat
Just a few short weeks ago, any attempt to get me to play League of Legends would be met with nothing short of a resounding, “Meh.” However, in a couple hours, I’ll be loading up LoL with my younger brother and probably kill the day with it. It’s not that I hated LoL, or that [...]
June 5, 2012
SIRI CRUISE IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD
She’s the savior, not the one we want, the one we need. Somewhere in Paris, or L.A. or wherever her adorable little sneakers have taken her, she’s training. She’s practicing her Eight Dynamics and utilizing her ARC Triangle in preparance. She’s our Neo. Our Abe Lincoln. Maybe you don’t see it now, but I do. [...]
June 5, 2012
Repent Now Freaks! The Zombie Apocalypse is Upon Us!
So last week I was talking about how the zombie apocalypse has obviously begun down in Miami, Florida (oh Florida, really?) but it turns out I was wrong. The zombie apocalypse has been starting for a long time, ya’ll. YEARS in fact. Sure last week some naked dude ate another dude’s face in an event [...]
June 2, 2012
Sexy Art Saturday – Now with More Hot Leia Action!
Hello my little deviants! Here it is another Saturday and another collection of sexy art that I found just for you. I’m so awesome sometimes, I amaze even myself. This week’s theme is sexy cosplay. I could have probably included about 100 more photographs of awesome cosplay costumes, but I was just too lazy for [...]
June 1, 2012
It Has Begun! The Zombie Apocalypse is in Miami
I wish someone had warned me the zombie apocalypse was starting this week. I would have gotten my hot action warrior chick outfit ready. As it is I’ll have to wear jeans with my combat boots. Skintight leather pants would have looked so much cooler. Oh well. So if you haven’t heard of the recent [...]
May 30, 2012
NERDS! Attack of the Return of the Beginning of Web TV for Nerds
Have you ever wished you could be like Norm on Cheers and spend your time hanging out where “everybody knows your name” (and where being an alcoholic is seen as an amusing affectation instead of a debilitating mental disease?)? Well you won’t find that in geek TV. But you will find programming made with you [...]
May 27, 2012
CINEMATIC TIDBITS FOR YOUR MAN-TITS |The World Premiere!
nteresting things going down in the world of film this week. With the Cannes Film Festival closing it’s doors this Sunday, the buzz around town is really, really loud and obnoxious. Know why? Booze. Lots and lots of booze flowing freely from debutante to actor to Joe Schmo with a couple bags of blow. It’s [...]
May 26, 2012
Dictionary of Dirty, Sexy Slang and Other Terminology – The Cartoon Edition
Hey guys, has this ever happened to you? You’re hanging out with your bros, throwing back a few beers, when one of your buddies mentions the epic Texas Blood Mask* he got while sexing up his lady the other night. Everyone else laughs uproariously but you have no idea what the heck he’s talking about? [...]
May 23, 2012
2012 Summer Movie Guide – Part 1
It’s that time of year again. You know, that time of year when you get self-conscious and workout for two days before resorting back to your steady diet of Corona and pepperoni pizza Combos. It’s also that time of year for awesome movies. Movies that make you laugh, cry and choke the person in front [...]
May 21, 2012
Just Say No! to Threesomes with Friends (A Public Service Announcement from Mia)
Let me tell you a little story about my friends Bob and Ted and Carol* (this is funny if you like Alan Alda movies, if not, who asked you anyways?). Carol and Bob were dating and Bob and Ted were friends. Well one day Bob and Ted started making out. They were enjoying themselves so [...]
May 19, 2012
Sexy Art Saturday – Now with More Fan Service!
Happy weekend my little deviants! It is gorgeous outside in my neck of the woods; sunny with a slight cool breeze to keep the air from stagnating. I’ll be spending the afternoon laying out in the yard, catching some rays and watching my tortoises eat the grass. Even awesome sexy chicks like me got to [...]
May 16, 2012
Reader Letter – Helping Your Lady to Her First Big “O” with Mia d’Vice
Dear Mia: forgive me if you’ve already answered a question similar to mine for i have only been reading (non-stop) for a few days. so here is my situation that i would like your perspective on: I’ve been dating this girl for a couple of months now and it has become exceedingly apparent that she [...]
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