Yay! My first reader letter. I’m so excited I may have tinkled a bit. Don’t judge me! I’m like a puppy. Soft, warm, and I love to lick people’s faces. Anyhoo, moving on to the important stuff. My new BFF writes: forgive me if you’ve already answered a question similar to mine for i have [...]
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More About Yaoi – Why Chicks Dig Boys Kissing Boys
Since our original post on the subject I’ve received no fewer than three emails from bronies regarding their girlfriends’ preoccupation with yaoi, mostly asking for reassurance that an appreciation for effeminately portrayed adolescent cartoon boys getting it on is normal and won’t somehow turn anyone involved into a raging homo. Once again (this time with [...]
What to do if You Find Yourself Dating a Racist Heifer Like Paula Deen
If you haven’t heard because you’ve been too busy retweeting #StopKony and trying to figure out why John Carter is suddenly supposed to be the inspiration behind Star Wars, Paula Deen and her brother Bubba Hiers are balls deep in a sexual harassment lawsuit by former employee Lisa Jackson. From The Superficial: So it turns [...]
Divorce Spikes in March Because We Want Lots Of Christmas Presents
Captain EditorPants found me this article that basically says you’re much more likely to call it quits with the wifey in March than in any other month. It also says that the rate of infidelity among married coupled is highest during the holiday season. I feel like these two statistics are correlative in nature, don’t [...]
How to Stop Getting Poked With the Woman Stick – Now With SCIENCE!
You know that thing that women sometimes do where they poke at your emotions with a stick until they get a rise out of you? Yeah, apparently there’s good science backing up this spectacularly annoying habit. According to this article, women enjoy seeing their male partners with frowny faces and furrowed brows because it shows [...]
Your Magical Ponycorn Adventure – No More Two Star Babes, Bronies!
I’m not sure where I am or what day it is, but I do know that those leaked naked photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn are faker than porn boobies but Ralph McQuarrie’s death is totally real and, if I may say so as someone who has always known that Han shot first, his [...]
GLOVE YO’ LOVE PART II: SECOND HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
It’s pestilence, right? I’m pretty sure it’s pestilence. Soon abortion will be inaccessible unless you have a coat hanger and a death wish because JESUS! I’ll put aside the fact that this isn’t exactly what I envision for a warm, flaky, American democracy and simply remind you that it is imperative that you wear a [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #2
#2 – Your local Mac/PC retailer I’ve neglected this series, bronies. Let’s just pretend that it’s because I have lots of REALLY IMPORTANT obligations. It’s certainly not the result of all my free time going towards feeding, grooming, plaiting the tails of, and making money to feed the two mules that I bought OUT OF [...]
Plucky Charms On Inevitability – This May Change Your Life
One of my mules is old. Like really old. So old that when he was born, it was still considered kosher to name mules after black folk heroes. Seriously, his name is John Henry. No one seems to remember who the John Henry of legend was, which is just as well because there is something [...]
What I Got For Valentine’s Day: A post for my single guys
I’m single, which is shocking when you consider what a delightful young lady I am. Shocking, I tell you! Even when you’re vocally and aggressively apposed to the entire institution of Valentine’s Day on the basis that no one actually knows anything about Saint Valentine, it’s hard to watch everyone around you exchanging diamond tennis [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #3
#3 – Your Local Used, Vinyl & Vintage Records Shop Surgeon General’s Warning – Hanging out at a used, vinyl, or vintage records shop may result in exposure to hipsters and other people trying to make-up for being kind of lame by doing it on purpose and exercising a really pretentious attitude about it. Women [...]
Reader Letter – The Friend Zone Revisited, again.
Over the weekend I was so busy appreciating Kate Beckinsale’s black latex-clad ass in 3D (The Underworld franchise is the new Resident Evil, by the way) and trying recruit someone to help me dye my hair so that the bathroom didn’t end up splattered with little flecks of “dark chocolate mocha” that I neglected to [...]
The Three Cardinal Rules of Flirt Texting. Guys, Pay Attention!
So I was too busy over the weekend making money at my other job (not stripping) to write anything and I was too enthralled with Ron Paul’s ability to exhibit completely split and yet somehow equally insane personalities during last night’s debate to even think about your geeky dating dilemmas. But it’s a new day [...]
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