Both Captain EditorPants and myself are originally from New Orleans. Unfortunately, we’re not in New Orleans. I’m in nerdcave with plaid wallpaper and he’s in a geekhut with 8 monitors and a special weathervane that tells him what Google thinks we should all find interesting today. But that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate. So what [...]
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Cool Man Things – Cigars and the Three Best Places to Buy Them
I think it’s sexy when guys smoke cigars, not that it matters because I’m gayer than flannel plaid at a marriage equality rally. But I do have a vagina and an opinion that jibes with reality 9/10 times (I enjoyed Iron Man II and for that I will not apologize) so when I say that [...]
New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown – Bloody Mary Edition
It’s new Year’s Eve, which means you’ll spend the better part of today thoroughly intoxicated and the better part of tomorrow hungover. Fellow New Orleanian Captain EditorPants and I both know that the best cure for a hangover is a little hair of the dog that bit you in the ass the night before and [...]
New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown – TEQUILA! Edition
It occurred to me that in my haste to get you all too drunk to stand (but not too drunk to make asses of yourselves playing Just Dance 3) on New Year’s Eve I have neglected the tequila enthusiasts in the audience. Shame on me and my gin streak! Tequila is everyone’s best friend at [...]
New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown – Martini Edition
Today is the day we unfuck the Martini. This business of shaking up olive brine and vodka like that’s ever been a good idea absolutely must end and I propose we all resolve for the new year (this one might be our last so we better make it count by drinking like the sophisticated sons [...]
New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown – Sazerac Edition
Even though here at Foreplay for Men we don’t endorse partying on New Year’s Eve because it’s Night of the Living Drunk Yuppies and the taxi taking you home at 4am doesn’t stand a chance if Joe from accounting missed that DUI checkpoint in his Eclipse by a block, we do feel confident recommending awesome [...]
New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown – French 75 Edition
In our second installment of FPM’s New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown, I’m doubling up on my gin recipes because that’s what I’ve got in the liquor cabinet right now. This time around we’ll be making a classic champagne cocktail because I’m determined to have you drunk dialing every ex-girlfriend in your contacts list. Remember [...]
New Year’s Eve Mixed Drink Countdown – Gimlet Edition
My parents, who have been in the bar business since like forever, have a special name for New Year’s Eve. They call it “Amateur Night” because every dumb yuppie that is normally content to spend the evening at home with a bowl of popcorn and a little Celebrity Wife Swap or The X-Factor (or whatever [...]
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