Back when I was but a wee lezzie-nerd in training I used to watch reruns of Dark Shadows on the Sci-Fi channel. I had excellent taste for a 10 year old girl. Dark Shadows was a supernatural soap opera about the ultra-wealthy and equally dysfunctional Collins family, but for most of its 5 year run [...]
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Your Magical Ponycorn Adventure – No More Two Star Babes, Bronies!
I’m not sure where I am or what day it is, but I do know that those leaked naked photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn are faker than porn boobies but Ralph McQuarrie’s death is totally real and, if I may say so as someone who has always known that Han shot first, his [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #1
Remember that time I went to Dragon*Con? Yeah, I totally went to Dragon*Con. With my iPad. And no adult supervision. Dragon*Con is the ONE BIG THING the average nerd gets to do each year. Normal people go to Key West or Isle of Palms or Hawaii. Nerds go to Atlanta where the playas play and [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #2
#2 – Your local Mac/PC retailer I’ve neglected this series, bronies. Let’s just pretend that it’s because I have lots of REALLY IMPORTANT obligations. It’s certainly not the result of all my free time going towards feeding, grooming, plaiting the tails of, and making money to feed the two mules that I bought OUT OF [...]
Cool Man Things – Cigars and the Three Best Places to Buy Them
I think it’s sexy when guys smoke cigars, not that it matters because I’m gayer than flannel plaid at a marriage equality rally. But I do have a vagina and an opinion that jibes with reality 9/10 times (I enjoyed Iron Man II and for that I will not apologize) so when I say that [...]
An Ode To Saint Valentine, Patron Saint of Beekeepers
Saint Valentinus was a martyr, and not a particularly interesting one as far as martyrs go. He died during the reign of Claudius II and so little is known about him that the pope who established the feast of St. Valentine to honor the martyrs of his time referred to these martyrs as those “… [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #3
#3 – Your Local Used, Vinyl & Vintage Records Shop Surgeon General’s Warning – Hanging out at a used, vinyl, or vintage records shop may result in exposure to hipsters and other people trying to make-up for being kind of lame by doing it on purpose and exercising a really pretentious attitude about it. Women [...]
The Dr Who Project – The Manscaping Edition
In part IV of our series answering the queries of my newly divorced buddy The Doctor, we’ll be addressing a very sensitive subject: manscaping the wedding tackle. The Doctor Asks… Dear Plucky, What do most women in my age group expect/prefer these days in terms of “grooming” down below for a man? Natural, shaved, trimmed? [...]
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
Friendship is magic. Girlfriends are great what with their vaginas and their boobs and their making with the oral sex, but friendship is rainbows and unicorns and 24 packs of Natty Ice and 12 hour Xbox Live marathons and a woman who pries you away from your friends is a woman who pries you away [...]
#WINNING
Men define what they look for in a woman based on what they think they deserve. Yeah dude, that means you. Don’t worry, women do it too. But this blog isn’t for women, now is it? It’s for you, and you have a penis, so let’s try to stay on track. Intellectually speaking, any one [...]
Bruce Lee and the Numbers Game: Why You Should be the Water and not the Teapot
There is an aspect of Bruce Lee’s martial arts philosophythat applies to virtually everything we do from backpacking to sex to cooking to throwing down in the Octagon. It’s this idea of becoming the water, of allowing ourselves to adjust to meet the needs of our circumstances. Someone asked me recently what the relevance of [...]
The Sexually Repressed Girl & You
Guys, if you’re looking for casual booty, don’t date chicks who can’t talk frankly and honestly about sex. Besides being an obstacle to social, cultural, and political progress, a chick’s inability to discuss her downstairs and communicate her sexual needs is like a sign from Baby Jeebus Hisself that she is probably going to be [...]
Cock Blockin’ – A Roadmap to Recovery
There are things that suck worse than being cock blocked, like accidentally shooting your own junk off while trying to tuck your glock into your pants or finding out that her name isn’t really Kendra and she asks every guy who pays for a lap dance how his day went. But having that kind of [...]
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