There are things that suck worse than being cock blocked, like accidentally shooting your own junk off while trying to tuck your glock into your pants or finding out that her name isn’t really Kendra and she asks every guy who pays for a lap dance how his day went. But having that kind of [...]
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Dark Shadows: Barnabas Collins Taught Me How Not to Succeed With Women
Back when I was but a wee lezzie-nerd in training I used to watch reruns of Dark Shadows on the Sci-Fi channel. I had excellent taste for a 10 year old girl. Dark Shadows was a supernatural soap opera about the ultra-wealthy and equally dysfunctional Collins family, but for most of its 5 year run [...]
Your Magical Ponycorn Adventure – No More Two Star Babes, Bronies!
I’m not sure where I am or what day it is, but I do know that those leaked naked photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn are faker than porn boobies but Ralph McQuarrie’s death is totally real and, if I may say so as someone who has always known that Han shot first, his [...]
Top 5 Places to meet Nerdy Chicks – #4
#4 – Your Local Videogame Retailer the night of a big release Remember when Skyrim was released at midnight and nerds came from miles around to line up at GameStop and eagerly await their opportunity to obtain a pre-ordered copy? I do, and it wasn’t exactly a sausage fest. I met lots and lots of [...]
Top 5 Awesome Places to Meet Geeky Chicks – #5
It’s hard out here for a nerd, yo’. Meeting your dream girl means taking a shower, giving your hair a solid once-over with a product your mom’s stylist gave you that bears too much of a resemblance to jizz not to notice, putting on clean underwear, and leaving the fucking house you pale-ass vampire! I [...]
The Three Cardinal Rules of Flirt Texting. Guys, Pay Attention!
So I was too busy over the weekend making money at my other job (not stripping) to write anything and I was too enthralled with Ron Paul’s ability to exhibit completely split and yet somehow equally insane personalities during last night’s debate to even think about your geeky dating dilemmas. But it’s a new day [...]
The Dr Who Project – Having Sex with Grown-Ass Women Edition
If you’re just joining us, Plucky Charms is now Plucky Charms: Divorcee Whisperer. With the help of my brave volunteer The Doctor (pictured here as Tom Baker because this is my blog and I’ll do whatever I damn well please) I’ll be answering the common questions divorced men ask when they’re ready to re-enter the [...]
Bruce Lee and the Numbers Game: Why You Should be the Water and not the Teapot
There is an aspect of Bruce Lee’s martial arts philosophythat applies to virtually everything we do from backpacking to sex to cooking to throwing down in the Octagon. It’s this idea of becoming the water, of allowing ourselves to adjust to meet the needs of our circumstances. Someone asked me recently what the relevance of [...]
The Sexually Repressed Girl & You
Guys, if you’re looking for casual booty, don’t date chicks who can’t talk frankly and honestly about sex. Besides being an obstacle to social, cultural, and political progress, a chick’s inability to discuss her downstairs and communicate her sexual needs is like a sign from Baby Jeebus Hisself that she is probably going to be [...]
Chris Brown – Better With the Sound Off
I’m going to put aside the fact that Better with the Lights Off is really, really crappy and that it is mathematically impossible for Chris Brown to do anything that isn’t fucking terrible so that I can address the subject at hand, namely using the dimmer switch to “clap off the lights and turn Khloe [...]
Cock Blockin’ – A Roadmap to Recovery
There are things that suck worse than being cock blocked, like accidentally shooting your own junk off while trying to tuck your glock into your pants or finding out that her name isn’t really Kendra and she asks every guy who pays for a lap dance how his day went. But having that kind of [...]
If I Ask My Wife to Penetrate Me With A Strap-On Dildo, Am I Gay?
Dear Plucky, I have always had a fantasy about getting fucked in the ass by a girl with a strap-on. My wife and I do some crazy kinky stuff but I don’t know how to tell her about my strap-on fantasy. I’m afraid she might think I’m gay or something. How would you go about [...]
Guy Wants to Talk Dirty But is Afraid – Sacramento, CA
Dear Plucky, My girlfriend is definitely more adventurous than I am when it comes to sex. She wants me to talk dirty to her during foreplay or while she’s going down on me, but I’m afraid I’ll sound like an idiot and she’ll laugh at me. How can I get good at talking dirty to [...]
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