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4 Hollywood Remakes That’ll be Better Than Their Predecessors

By on May 14, 2012 in Movies

It’s easy to be a cynical fan of film these days. With the ever-growing pile of rehashed crap stinking up the dumpster behind your favorite theatre, Hollywood’s current credo reads: Let’s just get them past the smudged, metallic push-plates of those dirty, cinema doors. What happens after that is on them. Surely there still remain [...]

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Look What I Found, DragonBall Z Fanboys & Fangirls!

By on April 10, 2012 in Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

So, remember that awful Dragon Ball adaptation that came out a few years ago? I HAD A DISAPPOINT, as they say, and apparently so did these guys because they’ve decided to one-up that clusterfuck with a live-action adaptation of the Saiyan Saga and it looks RELEVANT TO ALL OF OUR INTERESTS. No, like really. I want [...]

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Mark Ruffalo is so troll and other fun Avengers related news.

By on April 3, 2012 in comics, Featured Posts, Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

Yeah, I live on io9 now. It’s this guy’s fault. I was so busy wasting valuable office time on facebook and working out the logistics of moving one of those big fancy Craftmatic adjustable beds from one side of town to the other without turning my mattress into roadkill that I neglected to do that thing where I [...]

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SABADO GIGANTE! It’s Nerdy Mash-Up Saturday Again Dammit!

By on March 31, 2012 in Doctor Who, Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

It’s not even 5pm and we’ve already covered safe sex, animal husbandry, and somehow we also managed to brush awkwardly up against beastiality. Sorry about that, you guys. Had to be done, really. So in order to make up for that really uncomfortable talk we had earlier about putting a condom on your penis before [...]

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STAR WARS *cue music*

By on March 30, 2012 in Movies, Reader Letters, Uber Geek Stuff

Sometimes I’m called upon to give advice that falls outside of garden variety dating/sex/relationship advice and squarely within the realm of pure unadulterated nerdery. I’m happy to oblige. Fresh from the PluckyCharms mailbag comes this query from loyal reader JohnnyC. He writes: So exactly in what order should I watch the Star Wars movies? JohnnyC [...]

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NEW POLISH AVENGERS TRAILER GIVES ZERO FUCKS ABOUT EVERYONE EXCEPT BLACK WIDOW!

By on March 28, 2012 in Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

Apparently Ginger ScarJo in a Kevlar body suit is HUGE in Poland, because this new Avengers trailer swipes footage from Iron Man II in order to more accurately demonstrate her character’s development over the course of the two films from totes adorbz lady assassin to totes adorbz lady assassin with a sassy, no-nonsense bob. We [...]

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Sexy Nerdy Lady Thing of the Day! Dark Shadows Nail Polish

By on March 26, 2012 in Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

While the rest of you are nursing your tremendous hardons for The Hunger Games even though we all know it’s been Battle Royale this whole time, I’ve remained loyal to both the upcoming Avengers movie and Tim Burton’s goofy reinvention of Dark Shadows. It’s a good thing one of us is paying attention because in [...]

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SABADO GIGANTE! Nerdy Mash-up Saturday, the St. Patrick’s Day edition

By on March 17, 2012 in Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

WHO ALL SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY “YEAH”! Top o’ the morning’ to ya, bronies. My Heinz 57 heritage isn’t going to stop me from enjoying a pint of Guinness, but I’m afraid my revelry and merrymaking will be happening at home this year because I’ve got a goat at the house whose eggo is so [...]

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The Demon Haunted World – aka Lesbian Demon Slayer a-go-go

By on March 14, 2012 in Bikini Pictures!, Movies

You have demonic problems? I have leather bikini-clad, double-sided battle axe wielding solutions. At least in fiction anyway. As one of the stars in Pleasure Saucer Media’s upcoming web series Voltara The Demonslayer, I’ve got a metric fuckton of work to do before filming begins. Over the next several weeks, I’ll be spending hours upon [...]

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Plucky Charms Reviews John Carter – 3 of 4 stars – A Date Night Winner

By on March 10, 2012 in Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

Make no mistake about it children. A Princess of Mars, the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs upon which the Disney film John Carter was based, is bad!fic of the highest order. It was a Mary Sue before anyone even knew what a Mary Sue was or that it is the hallmark of bad!fic-ery. But that [...]

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SABADO GIGANTE! It’s Nerdy Mash-Up Saturday again, my lil’ Broniecorns

By on March 10, 2012 in comics, Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

So Avengers vs. X-Men starts this month, which is kind of a nerdy mash-up in itself, but that’s not going to stop me from letting Pinky Pie and DeadPool break the 4th wall together the way The Good Lord Hisself intended when he saw fit to create co-mingling fandoms. In other nerdy mash-up news, I [...]

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It’s SUPER TUESDAY, Bronies! Have I Got Some Super For YOU!

By on March 6, 2012 in Movies, Politics and other awful stuff, Rants, Uber Geek Stuff

If you’ve been too busy analyzing the new Avengers trailer frame by frame to bother paying attention to national politics, Rick Santorum is still banking on the notion that enough people want to turn A Handmaid’s Tale into a reality to vote him into office, Mitt Romney has a stable full of American cars just [...]

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NEW AVENGERS TRAILER I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED!

By on March 4, 2012 in Movies, Uber Geek Stuff

This probably won’t get out to all my bronies before the weekend because Captain EditorPants and I have jobs and mules and children and spouses, so by now the new Avengers trailer is old news and I don’t even care because RDJESUS, BLONDE AMBITION THOR, TOTALLY NON-THREATENING BLACK SCARJOW, SHEEPISH HULK, and DERP FACE AMERICA [...]

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