I think it’s sexy when guys smoke cigars, not that it matters because I’m gayer than flannel plaid at a marriage equality rally. But I do have a vagina and an opinion that jibes with reality 9/10 times (I enjoyed Iron Man II and for that I will not apologize) so when I say that [...]
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Sexy Valentines Day Gifts! Art Student on a Budget Edition Edition
One of our avid readers (and a strikingly accurate Jack Sparrow cosplayer) asked via Facebook for me to recommend a Sexy Valentines Day Gift or two that would make his girly squeal without a massive hemorrhage to his bank account. Ever the crowd-pleaser, I’ve come up with a few options that will totally make up [...]
Saint Valentine Wants To Get You Laid! Big Purple Vibrator Edition
If you think for a second that your girlfriend wouldn’t appreciate a badass vibrator for Valentine’s Day, ask yourself this question: Does your dick have 8 different vibration settings and a turbo boost? I thought not. I know that there’s really no substitute for a hot beef injection, but forking over the cash for a [...]
Saint Valentine Wants To Get You Laid! Liberator Wedge Edition
The Liberator Wedge is a gift to the G-Spot Don’t be cynical about Valentine’s Day. Instead, think of it as an opportunity to set the kind of romantic mood that allows you to introduce something new and awesome to your sex life that has a lasting positive impact on your relationship. Yesterday’s boot-knocker was spicy [...]
Saint Valentine Wants To Get You Laid! Day 1 – Sensual Sampler edition
I know you can’t see Valentine’s Day sneaking up on you from behind January’s back, but I can. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE YOU CONNIVING RAT BASTARD! Don’t let that fucker get the jump on you. Remember how you waited until the very last minute to buy your girlfriend a Christmas present and you ended up [...]
The Challenge – A Direct Appeal to the Readers
Dear Readers, I don’t have a penis. That means there are a glorious multitude of products designed to enhance you performance, make your pork sausage harder than a granite countertop, and give you an erection that will outlast an episode of Law & Order that I couldn’t possibly provide accurate real-world product reviews on because [...]
The Editor’s Response to Plucky’s Challenge
The editor issues a response to this challenge by Plucky Charms My Dearest Plucky Charms, Please come in from the streets and put your clothes back on. Our readers come here with the specific intention of witnessing you put things up your butt and commit unspeakable sins with helpless action figures and the rest of the things you [...]
A CHALLENGE!
So far in my quest to bring you the best geek girl news, sex tips, and raw awesome I’ve put things in my butt, I’ve committed unspeakable sins with helpless action figures, I’ve been to the mountain top and seen the Promised Land, and I’ve brought you face to face with the most important movie [...]
Plucky Reviews Things – Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
My 13 year old little sister got farther along playing the latest Assassin’s Creed installment last night then I have in since it came out. Am I embarrassed? Hell yeah I am, but not as embarrassed as my dad is that I sit at home in my underwear and write about sex all day. Maybe [...]
Plucky Reviews the Big O Vibrating Cock Ring – With VIDEO!
If you have a girlfriend and she owns a clitoris (most of us do) you need one of these. We vagina-Americans understand that any household object capable of vibrating at a comfortable speed can go from zero to ALMIGHTY BRINGER OF BLISSFUL SENSATIONS with the flip of a switch. Couple that with being porked by [...]
Cool Man Things – Smoking Cigars
I’ve been a bit nerd-centric lately and it dawned on me last night that not all of my little kumquats necessarily want to hear me wax poetic about my love for The Avengers. Some of you are just on a quest for more hot tail and you need an arsenal of sexy man-things to aid [...]
Plucky’s Best Friend – Her Tiny Vibrating Monkey
I’m all about the tiny vibrators. The big honkin’ combination vibrating dildo/clit stimulators with enough horsepower to run a turbine certainly have their place in any woman’s naughty drawer, but often I’m on a tight schedule and can’t squeeze in a 45 minute self pleasure-fest. For those times when I’ve got to make it to [...]
Sidekick Buttplug Review
Welcome to Plucky’s Product reviews In this, the first of a loooong series, Plucky Charms gets down and dirty for you, fair reader. All those sex toys in the magazines and websites look great but how do you know they’ll do the trick? What if the thing is just too damn big? Even worse, what [...]
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