I’m single, which is shocking when you consider what a delightful young lady I am. Shocking, I tell you! Even when you’re vocally and aggressively apposed to the entire institution of Valentine’s Day on the basis that no one actually knows anything about Saint Valentine, it’s hard to watch everyone around you exchanging diamond tennis [...]
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An Ode To Saint Valentine, Patron Saint of Beekeepers
Saint Valentinus was a martyr, and not a particularly interesting one as far as martyrs go. He died during the reign of Claudius II and so little is known about him that the pope who established the feast of St. Valentine to honor the martyrs of his time referred to these martyrs as those “… [...]
Sexy Valentines Day Gifts! Art Student on a Budget Edition Edition
One of our avid readers (and a strikingly accurate Jack Sparrow cosplayer) asked via Facebook for me to recommend a Sexy Valentines Day Gift or two that would make his girly squeal without a massive hemorrhage to his bank account. Ever the crowd-pleaser, I’ve come up with a few options that will totally make up [...]
Saint Valentine Wants To Get You Laid! Big Purple Vibrator Edition
If you think for a second that your girlfriend wouldn’t appreciate a badass vibrator for Valentine’s Day, ask yourself this question: Does your dick have 8 different vibration settings and a turbo boost? I thought not. I know that there’s really no substitute for a hot beef injection, but forking over the cash for a [...]
Saint Valentine Wants To Get You Laid! Day 1 – Sensual Sampler edition
I know you can’t see Valentine’s Day sneaking up on you from behind January’s back, but I can. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE YOU CONNIVING RAT BASTARD! Don’t let that fucker get the jump on you. Remember how you waited until the very last minute to buy your girlfriend a Christmas present and you ended up [...]
Plucky Reviews the Big O Vibrating Cock Ring – With VIDEO!
If you have a girlfriend and she owns a clitoris (most of us do) you need one of these. We vagina-Americans understand that any household object capable of vibrating at a comfortable speed can go from zero to ALMIGHTY BRINGER OF BLISSFUL SENSATIONS with the flip of a switch. Couple that with being porked by [...]
Rubber Penis Envy Needs Advice From Plucky Charms
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What To Do When You Get Bored in the Bedroom – Advice for Couples
Dear Plucky, My girlfriend and I have been together for over a year. When we were first dating it was really great sex all the time. Now we don’t hardly have sex at all and when we do it’s always the same old thing. I really want to get wild and act out fantasies and [...]
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The Three Magical Rules of Anal Play – Guys, Listen Up!
It’s honesty time, men folk. Much like you, I love everything about women. I love vajayjay, which is essentially all of the good things in the world conveniently packaged and placed in an easy to reach location not far from my other favorite place on a woman’s body, the breasts. Clearly whatever wonderful things were [...]
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