I feel like this post needs photos. Lots of photos. Unfortunately, that would kill our PG-13 rating. So we’ve used, um, suggestive photos… As a lesbian and a connoisseur of all things vajayjay, I’ll be the first to tell you that it doesn’t matter to me if my company for the evening keeps her muff [...]
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In defense of the guy who thinks my boobs are too small
Once upon a time on a website completely unrelated to a mine where one of my bikini photos had been posted, an anonymous user remarked that my boobs were too small. Remember that scene from Rocky Horror Picture Show where Dr. Frank-N-Furter looks at Columbia and yells “I didn’t make him for YOU!” because she [...]
Sexy Cat Lady
I do enough cardio every day to satisfy the workout capacity of a racehorse and I live on a steady diet of dandelions and air. I don’t look like a comic book girl, but this is America. I’m just glad I haven’t developed a gunt to go with the unhealthy preoccupation I have for [...]
The Dr Who Project – Having Sex with Grown-Ass Women Edition
If you’re just joining us, Plucky Charms is now Plucky Charms: Divorcee Whisperer. With the help of my brave volunteer The Doctor (pictured here as Tom Baker because this is my blog and I’ll do whatever I damn well please) I’ll be answering the common questions divorced men ask when they’re ready to re-enter the [...]
Plucky’s Greatest Hits – The Three Magical Rules of Anal Play
It’s honesty time, men folk. Much like you, I love everything about women. I love vajayjay, which is essentially all of the good things in the world conveniently packaged and placed in an easy to reach location not far from my other favorite place on a woman’s body, the breasts. Clearly whatever wonderful things were [...]
Plucky’s Greatest Hits – How to be a Cunning Linguist
Dear Plucky, I’ve been with my girlfriend for about three months. When we first got together I gave her what I thought was good oral sex a few times, but since then she hasn’t had any interest. I finally asked her why because she told me in the beginning of our relationship that she’s really [...]
Everyone is Responsible for Their Own Orgasm – A Primer for Men and Women
It’s your orgasm. It belongs to you. Not the person you’re porking or the porn star you’re stroking it to or Count Chocula’s image on the cereal box. Your orgasm is sort of like your destiny. Many people leave theirs up fate or circumstance or if there are any AA batteries left in the junk [...]
How to be a Cunning Linguist – Advice on Oral Sex
Dear Plucky, I’ve been with my girlfriend for about three months. When we first got together I gave her what I thought was good oral sex a few times, but since then she hasn’t had any interest. I finally asked her why because she told me in the beginning of our relationship that she’s really [...]
Got the Flappy Labia Blues?
Got the flappy labia blues when it comes to oral? Navigating lady parts can be complicated. Once you part the beef curtains it’s hard to know exactly where to put your tongue. Want to learn how to create wave after wave of USDA Grade A orgasms? Let her show you. Nobody knows my panty hamster [...]
Hot to Pet Your Pussy: Be kind to the beef curtains
Ever try to give a cat a bath? They go from zero to “I’m going to claw your face off if you don’t get away from me right fucking now!” in 2.5 seconds. That’s an understandable for Mr. Fluffykins, but if this is how your girl reacts when you try using your fingers to get [...]
Plucky Charms Has Haters! Good Little Christian Girls Don’t Do Anal!
Plucky, My BF asked me if he could put his penis in my a-hole and I was completely floored. Of course I said no way. I was using his computer and I found out he was reading this nasty blog of yours. How dare you come into my life and suggest that my BF ask [...]
Put it in reverse, cowgirl
It doesn’t take an autotune and a fifth of Hennessey to make the Reverse Cowgirl a good time for all parties involved. T-Pain’s ode to the booty rodeo really doesn’t do it justice. I’ve been both the cowgirl and the trusty steed in this combination thanks to the magic of medical grade silicon and a [...]
How to Touch a Woman’s Ass – Foreplay for Men
The smack and grab is so passé. I enjoy it and I enjoy doing it, but when it comes to a woman’s ass you don’t want to be a one trick pony. And how do you show the booty proper appreciation when the mood doesn’t call for an opened palm slap followed by a firm [...]
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