Back when I was but a wee lezzie-nerd in training I used to watch reruns of Dark Shadows on the Sci-Fi channel. I had excellent taste for a 10 year old girl. Dark Shadows was a supernatural soap opera about the ultra-wealthy and equally dysfunctional Collins family, but for most of its 5 year run [...]
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A Warm Welcome to All My Brand Spankin’ New Bronies!
Well hello there new bronies! If you’re just joining us and you think you’ve hit strange territory – “Why is she posing with farm animals and what’s she gonna do with that dildo?” – let me be the first to assure you that I’m your new best friend. We may be thousands of miles and [...]
The Conclusion of a Deep Inquiry Into Japanese Gay Porn Known as Yaoi
Yeah, so I totally OD’d on gay Japanese stuff last night because sacrificing for the common good is part of what makes this country great. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! JAPANESE GAY STUFF! If you missed yesterday’s post, I’ll bring you up to speed: We’re trying to figure out why chicks dig yaoi and since Captain EditorPants [...]
More About Yaoi – Why Chicks Dig Boys Kissing Boys
Since our original post on the subject I’ve received no fewer than three emails from bronies regarding their girlfriends’ preoccupation with yaoi, mostly asking for reassurance that an appreciation for effeminately portrayed adolescent cartoon boys getting it on is normal and won’t somehow turn anyone involved into a raging homo. Once again (this time with [...]
How to Stop Getting Poked With the Woman Stick – Now With SCIENCE!
You know that thing that women sometimes do where they poke at your emotions with a stick until they get a rise out of you? Yeah, apparently there’s good science backing up this spectacularly annoying habit. According to this article, women enjoy seeing their male partners with frowny faces and furrowed brows because it shows [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #1
Remember that time I went to Dragon*Con? Yeah, I totally went to Dragon*Con. With my iPad. And no adult supervision. Dragon*Con is the ONE BIG THING the average nerd gets to do each year. Normal people go to Key West or Isle of Palms or Hawaii. Nerds go to Atlanta where the playas play and [...]
Top 5 Places To Meet Nerdy Chicks – #2
#2 – Your local Mac/PC retailer I’ve neglected this series, bronies. Let’s just pretend that it’s because I have lots of REALLY IMPORTANT obligations. It’s certainly not the result of all my free time going towards feeding, grooming, plaiting the tails of, and making money to feed the two mules that I bought OUT OF [...]
Plucky’s Greatest Hits: The Many Splendors of Brazillian Waxing
I feel like this post needs photos. Lots of photos. Unfortunately, that would kill our PG-13 rating. So we’ve used, um, suggestive photos… As a lesbian and a connoisseur of all things vajayjay, I’ll be the first to tell you that it doesn’t matter to me if my company for the evening keeps her muff [...]
Cool Man Things – Cigars and the Three Best Places to Buy Them
I think it’s sexy when guys smoke cigars, not that it matters because I’m gayer than flannel plaid at a marriage equality rally. But I do have a vagina and an opinion that jibes with reality 9/10 times (I enjoyed Iron Man II and for that I will not apologize) so when I say that [...]
An Ode To Saint Valentine, Patron Saint of Beekeepers
Saint Valentinus was a martyr, and not a particularly interesting one as far as martyrs go. He died during the reign of Claudius II and so little is known about him that the pope who established the feast of St. Valentine to honor the martyrs of his time referred to these martyrs as those “… [...]
Reader Letter – The Friend Zone Revisited, again.
Over the weekend I was so busy appreciating Kate Beckinsale’s black latex-clad ass in 3D (The Underworld franchise is the new Resident Evil, by the way) and trying recruit someone to help me dye my hair so that the bathroom didn’t end up splattered with little flecks of “dark chocolate mocha” that I neglected to [...]
Top 5 Places to meet Nerdy Chicks – #4
#4 – Your Local Videogame Retailer the night of a big release Remember when Skyrim was released at midnight and nerds came from miles around to line up at GameStop and eagerly await their opportunity to obtain a pre-ordered copy? I do, and it wasn’t exactly a sausage fest. I met lots and lots of [...]
Top 5 Awesome Places to Meet Geeky Chicks – #5
It’s hard out here for a nerd, yo’. Meeting your dream girl means taking a shower, giving your hair a solid once-over with a product your mom’s stylist gave you that bears too much of a resemblance to jizz not to notice, putting on clean underwear, and leaving the fucking house you pale-ass vampire! I [...]
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