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I run my site like a well-played game of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. If I’m not sure what to do next, I poll the audience. You’re a clever bunch. I trust your judgement. The results of my most recent attempt to tap the keg of your collective knowledge were perfectly clear: you want more nerdy stuff, more dating advice, more naked Boba Fett, and for reasons I have yet to understand several of you have asked for Cornish game hens.
Captain EditorPants and I both agree that giving you what you’ve requested (including Cornish game hens) is the best way to retain your love and loyalty, which I crave like a drug because my dad didn’t attend enough of my soccer games during my formative years. I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME DAMMIT!
So henceforth we’ll be focusing more on bringing you the dating advice you need, the nerdy stuff you want, the naked Boba Fett you secretly fap to and the Cornish game hens you’re hungry for but not sure how to cook.
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Later, my little kumquats!
The Plucky One
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What a rich & strange coincidence-I was just looking at Cornish game hens in the supermarket-& I didn’t even make the request! You are definitely loved, Plucky, & whatever you come up with here is gonna be great.
I’ll preheat the oven.
I have people coming over for dinner, and I would like to cook game hens. I have a normal size oven.
I’m getting there.
I have two game hens and I’m really just interested in roasting, do you have any suggestions?
You should just roast them. You’re welcome.