It’s Ash Wednesday.
See what I did there? Yeah you do, horror fans. That one was just for you.
Today is the day we give up things that aren’t particularly good for us in accordance with a religious doctrine that isn’t all that good for us either. I’m giving up dildos rolled in glitter and time consuming activities like sleeping and eating so that I can devote more of myself to teaching you how to touch a woman’s ass without being all weird and pervy about it.
PROTIP: We would prefer that you not get all assy-grabby in public.
And while we’re on the subject of all of the awesome advice and sweet photos I’ve been posting for nearly a year now, you might notice a few minor changes here over the next couple of weeks that will involve a bit of audience participation on your part. In case you haven’t noticed, both Captain EditorPants and I have lame-ass day jobs that often get in the way of things like posts about anal sex and open marriage. We work REALLY hard to keep the light on, and taking an extra 30 seconds to complete a survey will go a long way towards easing some of that burden.
Do it for me, boys.
Here’s one more awesome photo of me gettin’ all nekkid for Mardi Gras before I put the beads away for another year.
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