I am definitely hungover and I am definitely at work and I would definitely love to bury myself in last night’s cheap Mexican leftovers and then throw it all up again in 20 minutes because I’m the last person on the planet who still thinks Smirnoff Ice is a phenomenal idea.
But I’m holding steady, I haven’t tossed my cookies, and I have yet another sweet ass nerdy mash-up for you rotten little sex machines. You didn’t think I’d make it through the whole weekend without an Avengers reference, did you? RDJESUS BE PRAISED!
Now write me some goddamn emails and hand me that blue Gatorade. It’s gonna be a long day.







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