Dear Plucky, It freaks me out that my girlfriend masturbates with sex toys. I mean, shouldn’t I be enough? Rubber Penis Envy Detroit, MI Unless your dick has 10 vibrating speeds, rotating ball bearings, a clit stimulator with a separate remote, and comes in every color of the silicon rainbow, I feel like you should [...]
Poor Ol’ Jealous Projection is Worried About His GF Cheating On Him
Dear Plucky, I’m really into my current girlfriend (she’s 24, I’m 28) but when we first hooked up about 8 months ago she was in a pretty serious relationship with someone else, so she basically cheated on him with me. Now I’m all paranoid about her cheating on me and it’s putting a lot of [...]
What To Do When You Get Bored in the Bedroom – Advice for Couples
Dear Plucky, My girlfriend and I have been together for over a year. When we were first dating it was really great sex all the time. Now we don’t hardly have sex at all and when we do it’s always the same old thing. I really want to get wild and act out fantasies and [...]
When you drink too much, you do not get AWESOME.
Don’t be that guy. Sucking down boilermakers at happy hour might be a good way to forget about how soul sucking it is to spend this mortal coil behind the sad gray walls of a cubicle, but don’t expect it to get you any quality ‘tang. If your office buddies are keeping up with the [...]
Rubbin It Raw – Indianapolis, IN
Dear Plucky, My girlfriend has trouble getting wet. Even if I go down on her and she really gets juiced up, by the time we come to sex, she’s already all dried out. What can I do to slick up the slide? Rubbin it Raw Indianapolis, IN My Dear Raw, A dry cooter does not [...]
Sexual Positions: The Dirty Spoons – Spoonin’ Ain’t Just Cuddling Anymore
Ever have a night where you’re both jonesin’ to get your rocks off but the workday grind has you exhausted? Fighting with your girlfriend over who gets to be on the bottom is a great way to get your Man Card confiscated. Try a new twist on an old favorite: The Dirty Spoons. Spooning is [...]
Put it in reverse, cowgirl
It doesn’t take an autotune and a fifth of Hennessey to make the Reverse Cowgirl a good time for all parties involved. T-Pain’s ode to the booty rodeo really doesn’t do it justice. I’ve been both the cowgirl and the trusty steed in this combination thanks to the magic of medical grade silicon and a [...]
Strap In and Strap On Boys – It’s Time for Sex Talk with Plucky
When it comes to sex nobody wants to be a one hit wonder. You think the guys from Chumbawamba are still livin’ large off of those sweet “Tub Thumping” royalties? Of course not! I know for a fact that Chumbawamba’s lead singer sells used cars and the bassist is a line cook at the TGIFriday’s in [...]
Ask nicely and you’ll score that lap dance for free
There’s no need to max out your credit card on Cristal to get a little front row action when you have a perfectly good girlfriend at home. All you need is a chair and an erection, champ. Let her straddle you and get her swerve on while you sit eye level with her boobs. This is [...]
Sexless marriage? Don’t be a dick about it
So it’s been a few months since you had an opportunity to use the ol’ wedding tackle on the wifey. Let me tell you what won’t put the spark back into your marital relations: Complaining. I know it’s frustrating when one partner is feeling frisky and the other isn’t, but making her feel bad about [...]
How to Touch a Woman’s Ass – Foreplay for Men
The smack and grab is so passé. I enjoy it and I enjoy doing it, but when it comes to a woman’s ass you don’t want to be a one trick pony. And how do you show the booty proper appreciation when the mood doesn’t call for an opened palm slap followed by a firm [...]
The Three Magical Rules of Anal Play – Guys, Listen Up!
It’s honesty time, men folk. Much like you, I love everything about women. I love vajayjay, which is essentially all of the good things in the world conveniently packaged and placed in an easy to reach location not far from my other favorite place on a woman’s body, the breasts. Clearly whatever wonderful things were [...]
Movies to Watch – If You Want to Be a Real Man – Part 2
Must See Movies for Real Men, Part 2 In case you missed it, part 1 of this series is right here Movies to Watch – If You Want to Be a Real Man – Part 1 Now let’s get to part 2… The Silence of the Lambs There are heroines, the busty comic book vixen who [...]
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