Plucky’s Law of Blowjob Averages – Get the Hell Out Of Your House!

Dear Plucky,

So how do I find date-able women when I don’t drink, do bars, coffee shops, or bookstores?

Your friend,
Homebound?

You’re not into bars. You’re not into coffee shops. You’re not into bookstores.

Foul Bachelor Frog

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SIR?

The thing about meeting women is that it’s kind of a numbers game. Okay, not just kind of. Statistically, the more women you strike up a conversation with each week, the more likely you are to meet one who will gladly put your junk in her mouth. That means leaving the house every once in a while, Foul Bachelor Frog.

The nature of places like bookstores and coffee shops makes it easier to meet women, but being on the prowl doesn’t have to be a location specific activity. You can meet your next girlfriend in line at the grocery store provided you use the time it takes for a price check on Hot Pockets as an opportunity to make small talk that leads to “Hey, we should be friends on Facebook!” that might even lead to booty, snuggles, and breakfast at IHOP.

You know I wrote a book on the subject, right? Yeah, I totally did and it’s totally free. I’m good like that.

Shift your thinking in such a way that flirting with girls becomes no longer an act that can only occur at specific, designated locations but instead something that you do any time you have the opportunity. If you roll the dice enough times, eventually you’ll get doubles. So roll the dice as often as you can.

Now get the hell out there!
The Plucky One

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