If you didn’t just nostalgia HARD all over your keyboard, your childhood lacked at least one fundamental ingredient that starts with R and ends with EN & STIMPY.
Let’s pretend that none of you saw me tweet photos of my cat captioned with quotes from Pulp Fiction at 2am and that I am of sound enough mind to still dole out the best damn dating advice on the planet despite the lingering intoxication that I may or may not be experiencing right this second. It’s been a long week.
ONLY CTHULU CAN JUDGE ME!
I’ve spent the better part of the morning trying to convince the director of the smash hit web series-to-be VOLTARA THE DEMONSLAYER that battle axe-wielding warrior chicks need noble steeds and that a mule would make a noble enough steed considering our production budget, which you can help out with if you fancy is so tickled by the notion. Scope our IndieGoGo campaign and see how you can help drastically increase the authenticity of my sweet double-sided battle axe and my fur bikini. That’s right, I said fur bikini! I’m a bad bitch. CHECK OUT MY SESSY STEED!
Stay tuned kids. We don’t call it SABADO GIGANTE for nothing.
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